Don't worry. This isn't a mushy post. Sometimes Ryan talks about all the other men he beat off to get me. It's sweet but entirely untrue. Ryan's not the jealous type anyway, but he definitely has no need to be. However, last weekend was quite lively in that department.
First, I was almost set up by a woman at the storehouse. She wanted me to go out with her 40-year-old-Starwars-loving son. Well, or the 38-year-old son if I preferred. Both still live at home. She was very disappointed the find that I was married but perked up when she found out I had no children. She had some very graphic advice on how to remedy the childless situation. Apparently after six years of marriage, Ryan and I are.....uh....doing it wrong. I've never been more horrified in my life.
Then, there's Hank. I was planning on going to lunch with friends and texted them to make sure we were still on. Here is the conversation:
Me: Are you still good for tomorrow?
Reply: Huh? Who is this?
Me (thinking my friend was being funny): Christie. :) Wait, isn't this Jen?
Reply: Only if ur really attractive would I let u call me Jen! Lol! I think u have the wrong number. Im Hank.
Considering Hank could be 62 or 12, I did not answer him. Although he could be a funny guy.
1 comment:
Christie, you are great! I just love reading your posts. It is always funny to me the advice that people are willing to give, especially when it comes to trying to have kids. Although embarrassing, it is pretty funny too!
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